Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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