I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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