I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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