so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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