Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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