Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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