So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
