Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I have post one night stand depression
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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