ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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