thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize