She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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