I smell stomach acid.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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