Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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