he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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