As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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