i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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