i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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