nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The police scanner is talking about you again....
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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