a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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