do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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