Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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