a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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