NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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