yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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