what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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