dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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