And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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