HIV tests are more positive than that guy
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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