come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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