If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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