I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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