I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have already put on my inside pants.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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