She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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