u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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