STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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