Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
