Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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