suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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