But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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