so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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