Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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