In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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