She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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