I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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