Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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