mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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