shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We’re leaving where are you
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