So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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