im about as happy as oj after his trial
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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