he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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