If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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