Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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