so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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