He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i think i have two assholes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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