woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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