She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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