Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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